Murphy's Love Laws

Kagabi I felt uneasy.
Basta yun na yun. But ngayon okay na.
All I need pala is SLEEP. xD

From my blog dati.
An interesting piece while I was browsing for my research paper.
I have my fave among them.

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Murphy's Love Laws:
1. All the good one's are taken.
2. If a person isn't taken, there is a reason.
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away s/he is away from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability= constant. The constant is always zero.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. The best things in the world is free-and worth every penny of it.
7. Availability is the function of time. The minute you get interested, the minute they find someone else.
8. The more beautiful a woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
9. Nothing improves with age.
10. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
11. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
12. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
13. The qualities that most attract a woman in a man is the same qualities she can't stand years later.
14. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
15. Sow your wild oats on Saturday and pray for a crop failure on Sunday.
16. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
17. Before you find a handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.
18. Love your neighbor but don't get caught.
19. Love is a matter of chemistry.
20. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
21. It is better to have love and lost than to have never loved at all. Anonymous comment: The person who said that NEVER loved at all!
22. Never argue with a woman when she's tired or restless!
23. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
24. It is better to be looked than to overlooked.
25. Never say no.
26. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
27. Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes right to the bone.
28. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
29. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
30. Don't so it if you can't keep it up.
31. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
32. An ex wife/husband will always be "till death do us part"
33. When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen. When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she listens.
34. It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
35. Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single.
36. If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces. There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.
37. Love and high school must NEVER go together!
38. No one is as fascinating as they think.
39. If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't. Corollaly: You will later find out that you're lack of belief caused it to fail.
40. The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of the person to you.
41. The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
42. Love makes believers of us all. Translation: Love obsecures common sense.
43. Being taken attracts woman.
44. In the eternal battle of sexes, the woman is always the winner.
45. When with your girlfriend, you will always have gas.
46. A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarassment factor.
47. When all else fails, have hope.
48. In romance and finance, we play in figures.
49. A cauliflower resembles a rose, if your eyesight is 6/6.
50. Before falling in love do take a back up, it always help in recovery.
51. If you are interested in someone a close friend will grab their attention.
52. The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are always the same person.

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