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How To Annoy People In An Elevator

* Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
* Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
* Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
* Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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General Ways to Annoy People

* Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
* Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
* Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
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Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate

* Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
* Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
* Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
* Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
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Ways to Annoy People on the Beach

* Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
* Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
* Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
* If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

* Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
* Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
* Find someone to tell your life story to.
* Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
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How To Be Annoying At A Funeral

* Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
* Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
* Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
* Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
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How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date

* Hold a debate. Take both sides.
* Repeat every third third word you say say.
* Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
* Ask your date how much money they have with them.
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Ways To Annoy People At The Movies

* Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
* Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
* Clap when the good guy gets killed.


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